SLAB

sloppy loud ass bitch

slab city population you. Quit slabbing up the world hoe!~

by fuckingslabtstic May 12, 2011

Slab

Worse than a slut; having no redeeming qualities; of a promisuous and vacant nature; Most likely Canadian

Wendy is a slut, however Jennifer is a slab.

by EmilyJacinda September 8, 2008

slab

noun. May be used in place of chic in common speech

Man, look at that asian slab over there.
She's a corn fed slab.
Look at that jewish butt slab

by Hotknives September 11, 2003

Slab

Stupid Little Ass Bitch

This guy is such a dumbass.
I know man, such a slab

by swegoverload February 14, 2015

Slab

When one punches his or another persons nut sack, often the person who strikes the victim yells "Slab!"

Synonyms for this can be Salute & Sacked.

Example 1: GET SLABBED BOI

Example 2: "Aw man did you see Ron get slabbed?" "Yea bro that must've hurt like a bitch!"

Example 3: "Bro not cool! That hurts." "Didn't you hear Tony? It's Slab Season!"

by GhettoNuisance33 April 20, 2018

slab

Cellphone, smartphone or other portable computer, particularly if telephony is only one of a number of functions, mostly internet-based.

"She took a seat, and immediately pulled her slab out of her purse and began texting someone."

by fluffernutters86 October 17, 2012

slabbed

If you appear on the television or newspaper, the first person to show you the clipping/article, then saying the word "slabbed" is then owed a slab of beer.

Found a picture of you in Navy News! SLABBED!

by demcros September 7, 2016