A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.
by Fender001 January 10, 2012
marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections
hank: I never get erections
by terribleDefinitionsInc August 25, 2022
if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2014
Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.
Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.
by PlagueMIsty December 16, 2018
An animal that has a whole holiday and movie dedicated to it. Most likely a Bill Murray fan. Doesn't take any shit from you. American, most likely. Also a character (Fafa) on the Glove and Boots Blog.
by ::horror movie trash:: March 07, 2018
by Sxtx2357 February 26, 2024