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Feeding the Joey

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Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.
"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."
by Raypower March 27, 2009
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Feeding the Geese

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For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese
by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008
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A optimal state of mind and being - similar use to "in the zone", "cold-chillin" or "it's all good."
1. "Sup dawg?"
"Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance..."

2. Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance
Gary Potter: to his caddy Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow. Working, working.
by Jeanyis June 10, 2008
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feeding the octopus

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Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.
Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.

Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.
by bri_bel April 24, 2017
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Feeding the Devil

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when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.
Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.
by gmurf413 May 3, 2009
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feeding the trolls

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When you reply to a troll or group of trolls on the internet, usually angrily and while showing signs of being offended.

When you do this, you give the trolls the attention that they crave. You're responding in the way that the troll wants you to respond. You get upset over something that someone posted on the internet.

There are many trolls on this site. Please don't feed the trolls. Send their "definitions" to Quality Control and then ignore them.
J.B. is a poster who kept feeding the trolls over minor issues. Now the trolls run rampant with his username because J.B. kept giving them the attention they wanted.
by radium December 6, 2004
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