"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.
by swallnuts October 10, 2010
Get the Hospital fastmug. When one member of a couple (usually the girl) proposes an unnecessary temporary ban on any sort of physical contact.
1)
Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.
Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?
2)
Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!
Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.
Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?
2)
Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!
by A-Street Boyz January 25, 2011
Get the Sex Fastmug. by x September 2, 2003
Get the go fastmug. A failed covert gun-running operation under the Obama administration and Eric Holder, which resulted in lost and missing assault weapons that ended up in the hands of Mexican criminals. Many Mexican citizens and a U.S. border patrol were subsequently murdered by criminals with these weapons.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.
Maria and her son Ceasar were murdered by drug dealers in Mexico today. It was discovered that the weapons used in the murders were more of those from the failed Fast and Furious operation, tragically.
by juanjuanjuan January 29, 2014
Get the Fast and Furiousmug. "A white rage on go-fast, that was impossible; someone would get hurt or dead, and she'd have to bail him out or bury him."
by Logan C July 7, 2006
Get the go-fastmug. Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
by sponge tea December 16, 2019
Get the fast nutmug. When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
Get the fast-lanedmug.