Chipotle Rage

When you order Chipotle for pickup and the poor schmucks who stand in line mug the fuck out of you.

I would love to pick up food for ya man but I don't want to be subjected to Chipotle Rage.

by Jkeltgen April 08, 2016

chipotle run

Taking a car, bus or walk to the nearest Chipotle restaurant so that you can chill with your friends while eating, one of the greatest creations of all time, a Chipotle steak burrito.

You: Hey do you wanna do a quick chipotle run im starving!

Friend: Of course i do chipotle has the best burritos in human history!

by sprightlylemon October 21, 2010

Chipotle syndrome

some symptoms include :
Diarrhea

Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes

Heartburn
Nausea

Excessive vomiting

You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.

Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!

by Hulkthegiantpitbull December 27, 2017

chipotle butt

The ailment that affects half the population of the world. It usually occurs 30-45 minutes after ingestion, and may take a few days to clear up.

Bob has chipotle butt, so he can't make it to the concert.

by monalisuhhdude February 05, 2016

Chipotle Scrotum

The slightly spicy yet woodsy aroma of a scrotum near the nostrils of an unsuspecting recipient.

I was sleeping deeply until the smell of a chipotle scrotum krept into my slumbering nostils!

by Bill Shakedatspear March 03, 2019

tiny chipotle

A soggy fetus that gets carried in rocket league

You’re trash it’s almost like you’re a tiny chipotle

by SlimyDoorknob March 21, 2020

Chipotle Bloat

When you stuff your face past the full point with Chipotle food.

OMG, I've got such bad Chipotle Bloat.

by masadidas October 28, 2009