beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.

Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."

by L M P December 19, 2008

Bobby the chicken

A mo' fuckin chicken

Look at the horse. No that's bobby the chicken
{bobby}

by A bossssss July 9, 2015

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

choke the chicken

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

by Clobeinator February 7, 2007

mark the chicken

Voting a straight democratic ticket. This comes from the coal mining area of West Virginia where the picture of a rooster is put on the ballot for those who can't read. Marking next to it means a straight vote down the democratic lines.

I have no idea whose running, so I'll have to mark the chicken.

by Tazertag November 6, 2013

shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018