Tess Everis

Tess Everis is a vendor in Destiny 2

and she keeps fucking making me empty my wallet for an ornament
STOP TAKING MY MONEY BUNGIE
YOU LEFT ACTIVISION ALREADY
Tess Everis aka eververse is selling that pink ornament for malfeasense again

its only 1.250 bright dust
also 3.250 bright dust for an emote
by morbinmogus February 14, 2022
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Tess

Tess's are backstabbing bitches that can't be trusted. An upside to their bitchinnes is that they do it to your face
far out don't be friends with Tess she's so mean
by omgrlly April 12, 2017
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tess tickles

teacher:in first place is .....tess tickles

teacher:who is this leave my fucking classroom now

roisin and chloe:bye miss
by hoeing around August 05, 2020
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Tess

(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud
(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.
by OC, The Best June 20, 2016
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Tess Miller

A women of demesic love, she loves long showers and baking cookies. she often lets audrey turco eat hher cookie dough, she has no friends bu her dog sammy. her mom Krissan ate her once but than she came out.
Audrey: Why are you actinhg like Tess Miller

Kyle: ladiessss
by mamatoohot69 May 08, 2019
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tess almighty

Tess almighty is a semi- famous Viner that is directed towards fans of fifth harmony, twenty one pilots, the 1975, and one direction. She's hot as hell and makes the funniest vines ever.
person 1: " dude did you see Tess almighty's vine with Zach Tomlinson last night?"

person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"
by gamsjfhjejajhdjdjdjdhdhdh October 31, 2015
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Tess-ann

Tess-ann is a Bad Bitch
by Anna Bramwell November 22, 2021
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