Mother Teresa

The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.

M dot T always comes first.
1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'

2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'

2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'

JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.
by Back from the grave January 07, 2012
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Teresa

a girl that everyone seems to like but is actually really bitchy and fake as hell. She seems to have it all-- good grades, friendly personality, money-- but all she does is manipulate people into giving her what she wants. She also steals the guy she knows you have your eye on.

It turns out that lots of people pretend to like her but secretly hate her (for good reason...)
Teresa is really superficial, don't you think?

I try to like Teresa but I can't really bring myself to like fake people.
by ineedtogetmyrageoutsomehow October 28, 2017
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mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.
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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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hairy teresa

She has a hairy teresa
by mr.stoner April 21, 2011
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Saint teresas

these girls are
immature
gigglers
screamers

pretend to be slags but are scared of nethin to do with the word sex and they r genuinely boring sad brats that r rebelling against mother and father, they pull chavs at sad under18 clubs and cant get neone to their birthdays
and look about 13 years old when they are 16
Look its becky from teresas wannabe-slag
by greezy June 06, 2004
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Mother Teresa

Pull three fingers out of a girl and bless her with her own holy water.
Quintel gave Shaniqua a Mother Teresa at the end of that porno.

I was so excited, I gave the television a Holy Ghost.
by FatButtLarry May 08, 2007
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Queen Teresa

A lazy person who eats a lot of food and is reluctant to giving out or spending his/her money often seen with saliva dribble hanging from his/her mouth in an act to tease others around them to scare of the saliva falling upon someone.
A: "I CBA to do that"
B: "You're a Queen Teresa"
A: "I'm going to spit on you for I am Queen Teresa!"
by octopus-225 December 09, 2010
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