Technoblade

An anarchist pig who wants all forms of monarchy and government destroyed and is also really good at PVP.

“We just got kicked out of our country! Do you think that pig over there can help us?”
“Nah man, that’s a Technoblade.”

by Lovely lol November 18, 2020

Technoblade

a cool pig

'Technoblade is cool.'

-Sun Tzu-The Art of War

by Andnowbythesea October 25, 2020

Technoblade

A pig who stabs orphans for fake internet points

Orphan A: This game is so fun!-
Technoblade: HELLOOOOOO (proceeds to stab to death)

by MvNobody March 3, 2021

Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

Technobladed

Technoblade (verb) means when someone gets targeted so they won't win the Minecraft Monday tournament and win the big money prize.

"I Technobladed Skeppy in first round of Hunger Games"

by RekyHere August 26, 2019

Technoblade

Techno-Blade

The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him

Technoblade problem there no is not.

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Technoblade

A FUCKING LEGEND!!!!!!!!

R.I.P Technoblade/Alex.

You will be missed

Technoblade never dies!

by ara129 July 17, 2022