dirty tak

when someone inserts milk into all of their family members while they are sleeping

im grounded cause i got caught doing a dirty tak

by rojarlaf October 28, 2020

Tak's Paradox

Tak's paradox is a theory created which states that teacher's care about mental health and want you to not work as hard as you do to get good grades. The problem with that is if you take a break, then you end up getting low grades on your assignments. Therefore, the theory states that students are always trapped in a constant loop of pain either cuz of low grades or because of high workload and stress.

The teachers didn't take Tak's paradox into consideration.

by Father Tak October 22, 2020

Tak

Pronounced "ha-rum-ph", it is a word to describe the noise of clearing ones throat.

Mark: "how do you spell the noise of clearing one's throat?"
Eef: "t....a...k... Tak."

by drakocxjo August 4, 2020

korang fw aku tak

Mix of Malay and English slang for "do you guys fw (fuck with) me." Usually is to ask another person (or a group) on whether they think you're cool or not

Prabowo Subianto: korang fw aku tak? 💔
Indonesians: No, Prabowo. We don't fw you.

OR

Presentator about to close the presentation: korang fw aku tak?
audiences: Yes, we fw you heavy.

by PinoKino March 17, 2025

tak-timing

The phenomena in which the greatest thing brought to this earth gets timing'd to a degree never seen before.

"there's two mid, let me watch it" -tak .... "he killed me from main running through a smoke full blind with a burst glock, fuck that tak-timing" -also tak

by billybobthemuncher November 30, 2022