synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.

Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

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Synchronized choco choco

When two or more people point at each other and say choco choco at the same time.

Guy: on the count of three, synchronized choco choco, 1, 2, 3
Both guys: Choco choco

by Turdmouth January 21, 2011

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Synchronized Beddance

Simply the way of making love

Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance

Girl: Yeah sure!

Dude: Follow me to my bed then.

by Popsen April 28, 2011

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synchronicit causality

The phenomenon where in people that are geographically separated experience a coincidence with no other possible explanation, that would not have happened otherwise.

You pick up the phone to dial your sister, and she is already on the line without dialing, or the phone ringing, as she has already called you.

But you know that if you did not go to call her, she would not have tried to call you - synchronicit causality

It was the act of picking up the phone that precipitated the event.

by Lostware February 1, 2012

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