Sclone

A recipe of a popular, mass produced dish, especially a baked good. The recipe will save money, for the dish is usually overpriced. The word is a combination of scone and clone.

Did you hear about what Jorge did? He scloned the Cinnabon recipe! It doesn't taste any different!

by OmnomnomCinnabon June 18, 2010

sclonc

A sclonc is a creature. Its mostly made of bones I guess. The plural of sclonc is scloncs.

I just saw a sclonc.

by ArcticAvian October 11, 2021

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

Op-Silon Male

An Op-Silon male is similar to the Alpha, Pi, Psi and Gigachad but better, on-par with the shrigma males. Even though his main concern is himself, this guy fucks and you know it, a real menace. Their morning routine usually consists of shit like (in this order) waking up at 4 A.M., jerking off with no hands, cumming into their mouth for the protein and testosterone boost, pissing, shitting, saying goodbye to whatever poor thing they fucked the soul out of the night before, getting out of bed, going to workout, make breakfast, then taking a shower in which they waffle stomp, and finally getting on with their day. These are the type of dudes that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime, at 17, the guys that go on a 50 day adventure to fucking Cairo in the middle of a school year just to beat the shit out of a gay vampire. If these guys walked into their morning classes or job with a broadsword, covered in blood, wearing nothing but boxer briefs, a bandolier, and combat boots, no one would bat a fucking eyelid. If you left these guys alone in a room with Chuck Norris, Mr. Norris would fear for his life; even Goku couldn't win a fight against these male-types. Their placement in the social hierarchy/caste is non-existent, since they exist outside societal standards; they pay for their expenses with the knowledge that whoever they owe will not be dead tomorrow, and that's more than enough. Basically Hercules' male-type.

Dude #1 "Bro, I heard that the dude in our 9 AM philosophy class that walked in late, killed God THAT morning."
Dude #2 "And? That guy probably does that like every week, he's fucking awesome bro."
Dude #1 "What a fucking Op-Silon Male."

by Kek-O August 11, 2021

Saloni

A rare creature generally found in parts of Southern Asia.

The creature seems to have a strange affinity for untying shoelaces.

Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent.

Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly.

Dude the other day I saw a Saloni randomly sneak up and try to untie my shoelaces

by Youprobablyknowwhoitis September 6, 2018

Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006