Seth Bowen

A Seth Bowen is a magical word. If said 3 times in a row on the 2nd friday the 13th of the year he will appear as the great and holy Alpha Jew. It has only been seen once and those who look down upon him are smitten with awe and wonder.

I just said Seth Bowen 3 times and nothing happened, what did I do wrong?

Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.

by PATRONUS GET SOME January 2, 2013

Sethern

Sethern is a beautiful creature that has been formed by one of the most natural peeks in the world, that beautiful man.
-Cinna

"Sethern is wasting space on forums."

by hteseth September 8, 2016

seethbeetz

A legendary middle school rapper who made diss tracks. His main track was Spanish girls, a track in which he stated facts, destroyed middle school "sluts" and called them out. His legend is still told and although they made him delete his tracks Spanish Girls is still out there.

Girl "Did you hear seethbeetz just be the biggest jerk on earth to those poor girls"
Boy"hahahahaha it was so funny and he wasn't being a jerk just stating #facts"

by HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA February 28, 2018

Seth

A handsome lil dude with a million dollar smile and a long pair of legs and exceptionally longer hair than other boys in the world. If you have a seth you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the wold. If you had lost a Seth miss him with all your heart as he is a ounce in a lifetime experience as he will be the kindest and the most handsome Teenager you will ever meet. So girls if you find a Seth treasure him with all your heart.

Oh hey Seth this random girl in school said that you were handsome and extremely kind! BRO u are one lucky kid

by DunnoPlayz April 4, 2019

Seth Rogen Penis

A circumcised penis.

Hey did you know that a lot of men in the USA and Israel have a Seth Rogen Penis?

by AntiCircumcisionMan June 7, 2020

sethulus

Has the biggest obsession with David Bowie and his friend Bowie. He also obsesses over Hannibal and The Walten Files. Seth will post his feet willingly on the internet?!? Why won’t you sell your feet pics for money… like any normal person does. And Seth is far beyond normal. In fact, he has had a crush on his brother, use to be the biggest potterhead, and the only anime he has ever watched is Kakegururi.

“Do you follow Sethulus on Tiktok?”
“No, why would I do that”

by whoopingfartballs July 9, 2021

Seth Rollins

When your girl puts your dick pics on the internet, via social media.

Mark: Dammit Jim!! why would your gf post your dick pics!??
Jim: What?
Mark: Your gf just seth rollinsed you, dude...

by That freakin dude July 2, 2015