Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."

Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.

by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007

swiller

To drink Vodka, red wine, grain alcohol, or anything that smells of spirits greedily or grossly....

The swilling bitch threw 4 litres of Vodka down her neck in the course of a weekend.

by Jennifer June 20, 2004

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

Swollens

extra tight pants mostly worn by emo kids or homosexuals. called swollens because of the swolleness that appears of the skinny legs.

swollens

by supashep June 22, 2010

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

Swaller

Professional swallow-er.

A man or woman who can ingest a lot of items of varying sizes of loads, thickness, viscosity, volume etc. etc. with relative easy and alacrity.

This chick on 3rd Avenue is a real good swaller man.

Amazing to watch her work.

by GothicDeath January 25, 2012

swollen vagina

Something that happens when you are a fuck-maniac.
My ex-girlfriend's vagina is swollen because I fucked her so hard.

"Yo, Linda has such a swollen vagina now."
"How so?"
"I fucked her so hard last night"
"That's rad!"

by Suck the what May 18, 2016