switch

the end result after unprotected sexual activity between a brother and sister (given the sister had been inseminated), an inbred
Your uncle is your dad...you're a switch.
by gkhkguyl November 17, 2010
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Switched On

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.
1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.
by kookaburra September 17, 2010
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SwitcH

a good counter-forces player that is fat, but has a secksay voice :o~
SwitcH: My girlfriend keeps calling me. ):
RAGE: Tell her to stfu, we need to practice.
SwitcH: I can't!
RAGE: Does she put out? :o
SwitcH: Sometimes.
RAGE: GAWD YOU'RE FAT. AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS PJ NIEGSCH ANYWAY?
by Yammins October 24, 2007
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switch

a cigarette lighter. i don't know how "urban" this dictionary can be since i'm the first to submit this.
by buey okyan September 19, 2006
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switch

The word that is yelled when 2 guys are double-teaming a girl and they decide to change places.
When Jason and Joey got bored with Connie, they gave each other a hive five and yelled "Switch!"
by Mike Payne March 06, 2008
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switch

To perform an act in an opposite manner to that in which you would normally perform it.
Originally used in skate and snowboarding parlance, but now adopted into wider slang usage.

Can also refer to partaking in anal sex with a female.
Orig. - Man, that was sick when you landed that 540 and rode it switch!
Now - I normally sit on the left side of the couch, but I thought I'd go switch,
Vulg. - Debbie was on her rag so I rode her switch instead.
by wacky_d January 13, 2006
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the switch

In regions which require seasonal clothing, "the switch" is the act of switching out one season's clothes for another. It's very important not to do "the switch" too early or all the clothes you need will be in the basement, leaving you freezing or sweltering.
As Jane walked outside in her spring jacket into a blizzard, she realized she had make the switch too early.
by Beth Logan March 01, 2008
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