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fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs
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The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...
-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.
by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006
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pull a "sweeney todd"

verb.

a.to slit someone's throat,much like johnny depp's character in the movie "sweeney todd:the demon barber of fleet street"

b.when somebody kills all of there own friends and family

c.to victmize inocent person by feeding them another person,and they're unaware of that
a.this skiz-ank is frontin' i ain't down with that,imma gonna pull a "sweeney todd" on her ass.

B.Did you hear about katie?she killed all of her friends an family,that crazy bitch pulled a "sweeney todd"

C.Jim,there's a finger in the pot-pie you gave me,did you pull a "sweeney todd" on me?
by Maggie & Jessica January 13, 2008
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Ann Sweeney

by Debskelly1985 April 10, 2023
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Sian Sweeney

The definition on an actual soul mate ❤️ she has had a lot of shit happen to her but she's always moving forward. An incredible dancer!! And she's not afraid to pursue her dreams. She is a triple threat in musical theatre although she seriously judges her singing. OBSESSED WITH MINI EGGS. she will eat ramen every Monday then grab a bag of mini eggs and munch munch munch. Will be your sushi buddy till the end of time. She is obsessed with hot pianists that are fun or play the piano with rings still on.
Alfie: Sian Sweeney is like a dark horse
Literally anyone: She's so talented

Her soulmate: she is literally my favourite person ever.
by Keshasingah14 April 12, 2025
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sweeney

a depressing loner stinky teenage boy who has a small penis and a massive ego but is to frigid to make a mover even after dating for two months. he hates himself to an extent and has a weird relationship with your older sisters boyfriend. he is clapped and chopped and looks like he just came out of a failed "build your own boyfriend" with his unshaven moustache and yellow teeth and his chopped ah haircut. he repeats one outfit every single day and he never takes a shower and never talks to you in public if he sees you and you are dating. everytime you say anything about yourself he will make it about his depressing, antisocial, self loathing, loner life trying to make you feel bad for him bc he thinks its "rizz." when he finally wants to break up with you, which you have secretly wanted to break up with him forever but you couldnt bc you were scared he was going to kill himself, he ghosts you for a sold week acting like nothings hapening while shit talking about you to your sister, then when you finally confront him and break up with him he takes it nonchalantly which is so strange since he literally like 2 days ago called you the love of his life and how your so perfect, telling you that he never loved you and then he goes and tells everyone that he broke up with you but that never happened because you actually broke up with him. his ego is to high.
"whos that guy over there"
"thats sweeney"
"oh hell no is that that guy that is like super depressing even though he has a perfect life and has a chance to go to italy bc of soccer and could be set for life but he doesnt want to because he wants to quit soccer bc its "too much pressure?""
"yeah and he also is like a total dick to every single girl he has ever dated so no surprise that he is gay because he is so chopped and has no communication skills what so ever?"
"YEP"
"ew he is so ugly"
"fr he needs to shave his moustache and get new clothes"
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blake sweeney

blake sweeney or more commonly referred to as Finn Lewis. Blake is A team material because of his recently acquired best and fairest medal for basketball, while averaging 2 points per game. Blake possesses a yee yee ass haircut while still being the "coolest kid in the grade." He claims that he pulls a lot of bitches but we all know that this is CAP.
Person 1: blake sweeney is so cool
Person 2: yea i dont know how he goes it with that yee yee ass haircut
Person 1: yea i also heard that he pulls a lot of bitches
Person 2: yea he was just lying we all know he doesn't
by YourRightNut November 20, 2022
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