Swedish Girls

Swedish girls are some of the hottest girls on the planet! They aren't slags, they are gorgeous and often have sizable breasts, a hot body AND a sexy face. Widely recognised as one of the hottest countries, and with good reason. The girls you pass everyday in the streets are seriously model material.

Tim: I'm totally thinking of going to Sweden for a week, not sure if it's worth the cost though..

John: Are you freaking joking? Swedish Girls are f*cking HOT!

by Al989 February 28, 2010

Swedish vacation

An unplanned, unexcused extended absence from school, work, or any other daily responsibilities.

Ever since Floyd won 50 bucks on that scratch ticket he's been taking a Swedish vacation.

by mainset July 11, 2008

Swedish steamroller

A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.

Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?

Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.

by JackassNSlacker April 07, 2009

Swedish cigar

When you fuck a girl in the ass without a condom, and right before you come you stick it in her mouth.

Damn, I gave Janine a Swedish cigar to smoke last night.

by ihavetocomeupwithastupidname? March 12, 2010

Swedish Flamethrower

When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.

John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.

by r3c0n p07aTo February 28, 2010

Swedish fail

An un-successful and often ridiculous attempt to use Swedish vernacular in American culture.

Swede: i just bought a pair of finger gloves
American: no those are just gloves, what do you call mittens?
Swede: thumb gloves
American: Swedish Fail!

by rexted April 17, 2014

Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.

Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.

by 4 Whiskeys of the Apocolypse June 20, 2013