by DrButtplug March 29, 2011
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Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012
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Dry-snapping is when you send snapchats back and forth without having an actual reason to do it. It is ment to answer too keep the snapscore up, keep the snapstreaks, showing love and respect, and not appearing too hard to get, and not being a douchebag.
by juicyjulz August 2, 2016
Get the Dry-snapping mug.The act of two or more couples swapping mates for sexual gratification for some period of time, usually a noght or weekend. Sometimes it is done in the same place and other times the couples go back to either the woman's or the man's residence to be more private.
Next weekend Jim is going to Frank and Sue's home while Frank comes to Jim's home to have sex with Jan during their semi-annual wife swapping party. Frank enjoys having sex with Sue because she is so cute, but really loves his wife Jan.
by BRD October 10, 2004
Get the wife swapping mug.The act of one man spreading another mans ass cheeks, then proceeding to deficate in the other mans asshole.
Jason spread Robert’s Ass cheeks eagerly so he could shit in his asshole. Swapping jake is what they loved.
by Slyspark March 14, 2018
Get the swapping jake mug.When you are double penetrating a girl doggie style, you are slappin' sacks with the other gentleman involved.
by whitey63 November 27, 2006
Get the slappin' sacks mug.Snappity Dapity is a phrase used to express your excitement in someone'e elses behaviour. It is an extension of the phrase "oh, snap!". It may be used to emphasize someone else getting burned, a congratulations, a way of telling a person you are impressed with something they said.
John is watching a t.v. show and the main character makes a move on an attractive woman. John smoothly says, "snappity dappity" to express his excitement for the main character.
by cmatt1 November 18, 2011
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