THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

TJ Swanson

beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna

That guy has to be a TJ Swanson

by kalicosolostheowlrd October 9, 2022

sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.

Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.

by Zày December 15, 2017

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

Yo boy swanson

The owner of Sonali's curry pot. He raised Jeshuran and Joshuran by himself and is a professional gamer. He loves eggrolls like Joshuran does and likes the weapon "China lake"

Yo boy swanson here

by jails April 19, 2013

Shane Swanson

Is a Drrr Burger born at greasy grove.

Shane Swanson is displayed on top of the restaurant at greasy grove.

by Swift hawk420 January 25, 2024

Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019