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Swaffle

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
I shall swaffle you. God wills it!
by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011
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Saffie

This is a slang word for the nationality South African.
Girl: "I'm from Cape Town!"

Boy: "Oh, so you're a Saffie then?"
by kspils September 30, 2011
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saffron

The most precious and most expensive spice in the world: Saffron.
The Saffron filaments, or threads, are actually the dried stigmas of the saffron flower, "Crocus Sativus Linneaus". Each flower contains only three stigmas. These threads must be picked from each flower by hand, and more than 75,000 of these flowers are needed to produce just one pound of Saffron filaments, making it the world?s most precious spice.
But, because of saffron's strong coloring power and intense flavor, it can be used sparingly. Saffron is used both for its bright orange-yellow color and for its strong, intense flavor and aroma
This Saffron Rice Is Delicious And It Has A Brilliant Yellow Colour
by Saffy August 4, 2006
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Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.
Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."
by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008
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skaff

To ejaculate onto a woman's pubic hair following intercourse.
by Frankie July 30, 2004
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Scaffold

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.
John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.
by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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swaffeln

To slab your penis against things.
We swaffeld all together his girlfriends car to humiliate her.

swaffeln for more then one time, duh
by dafuqdog August 1, 2012
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