The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
by tonysnc October 3, 2014
Get the Survival Flushmug. Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.
by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019
Get the survival-stressmug. Black Survival is the act of surviving as a black person because you are unfortunately discriminated against by the entire government system. You're doing whatever you can to provide for yourself and your family while avoiding getting killed by whatever's out there in this cruel world.
by muhballsitch666 June 8, 2020
Get the Black Survivalmug. Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"
Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"
Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"
Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"
Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"
Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"
Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"
by user32157892356 February 6, 2019
Get the Survival Votemug. by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Survival Difficultymug. by MaxGH October 29, 2006
Get the Survived Abortionmug. When you are at school and your mom hasn’t picked you up yet and you have 5 dollars in your bag for cris
by Not a Gnelf, but a gnome. January 23, 2019
Get the Survival of the Fittestmug.