The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
by tonysnc October 3, 2014
Get the Survival Flushmug. Black Survival is the act of surviving as a black person because you are unfortunately discriminated against by the entire government system. You're doing whatever you can to provide for yourself and your family while avoiding getting killed by whatever's out there in this cruel world.
by muhballsitch666 June 8, 2020
Get the Black Survivalmug. Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"
Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"
Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"
Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"
Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"
Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"
Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"
by user32157892356 February 6, 2019
Get the Survival Votemug. A bloody awesome free phone game. It features Australian themed mini-games inspired by the deadliest animals in the world including Drop Bears, crocodiles and box jellyfish.
Like the real thing, it is pretty much impossible for tourists and wannabee Aussies.
Surviving Australia is available on the App Store.
Like the real thing, it is pretty much impossible for tourists and wannabee Aussies.
Surviving Australia is available on the App Store.
Steve: Hey Dazza what's the plan tonight, do youse want to go shoot some crocs?
Darren: Nah mate I want to stay in and play Surviving Australia with the misso.
Darren: Nah mate I want to stay in and play Surviving Australia with the misso.
by sickcuntdeveloper February 19, 2019
Get the Surviving Australiamug. The ability to vibe whilst battling the struggles of first-world malicious agendas.
In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
by supremeoneofdagfa15 November 10, 2020
Get the survive lifemug. by MaxGH October 29, 2006
Get the Survived Abortionmug. When you are at school and your mom hasn’t picked you up yet and you have 5 dollars in your bag for cris
by Not a Gnelf, but a gnome. January 23, 2019
Get the Survival of the Fittestmug.