mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

by chochmaster May 30, 2010

Pauper of the Surf

Person that skimps by whilst living on a ship. Generally describes pirates who are very poor and rarely acquire booty.

Jack Sparrow is the Pauper of the Surf, The Jester of Tortuga.

by SalisburySwaggggggg June 9, 2011

surf and turd

When one uses a wireless internet connection to surf the internet while they go poop.

Check out their bathroom. They have a laptop in there so you can surf and turd.

by Joel J Strong January 7, 2009

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

by smiami March 14, 2009

surfcentered

Someone who only enjoys life if they are surfing, talking about surfing, or dreaming about surfing. Otherwise, they can be a bit bitchy and not respond to anything you say or do

Guy #1 "Hey dude let's go catch a movie."
Guy #2 "No dude let's go catch some waves."
Guy #1 "You're so surfcentered. Is that all you do?"
Guy #2 "No.... maybe.... fine yea that's all I do."

by jusagenius August 12, 2009

Surfing (dorms)

Code word for drinking in dorms where alcohol is not permitted. It comes from when someone uses the hand signal of the thumb and finger to resemble a drink. Therefore making the hang-ten hand gesture resembling surfing.

Dude do you wanna go surfing (dorms) (while making hand gesture) in our room later?

by Dormguy22 March 24, 2011