Sumo

to immediately and decisively end a relationship with someone who is gaslighting you.

Person 1: My boyfriend doesn't want me to come over to his house because he's alone with his "platonic" friend who he kissed previous.

Person 2: Girl, Sumo this man!

by Psumonym November 15, 2025

Sumo-Blump

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.

On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025