Sumo

to immediately and decisively end a relationship with someone who is gaslighting you.

Person 1: My boyfriend doesn't want me to come over to his house because he's alone with his "platonic" friend who he kissed previous.

Person 2: Girl, Sumo this man!

by Psumonym November 15, 2025

Sumo Blunt

A really Really Fat blunt that is often mistaken for a sumo wrestler

guy1-dude why do u have a sumo wrestler in your car?
guy2- thats not a sumo wrestler....that the Sumo Blunt i just rolled
guy1- whaaaaaaat!!!

by j-c shlze July 7, 2011