A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."
Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... Even my fingers... The body I've lost...
The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... Even my fingers... The body I've lost...
The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting
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by returnunopened January 27, 2010
Get the three finger shuffle mug.(Catholicism) The act of leaving Mass early, typically between receiving communion and the concluding rite, without a justifiable reason for doing so. The Judas shuffle is named after Judas Iscariot, who left the Last Supper (the first Mass/Divine Liturgy) early in order to summon the guards to arrest Jesus.
by sambarnes February 28, 2008
Get the Judas shuffle mug.Instead of waiting in line for a mile or four at a congested off ramp, driving as close to the junction/barrier to the exit in a faster lane and darting ahead of the lineup when there is a large enough gap created by a transport trucker or typical Houston driver who is distracted by the bowl they are packing with one hand while texting with the other hand.
A perfectly executed Houston shuffle is when the shuffler's vehicle rear does not protrude into the previous lane, they did so without going over a solid white and/or pylons (as 12 sometimes issue tickets solely for poorly executed shuffles), and vehicles behind cannot get offended because after all they created a 4-car-legnth gap ahead of them that was ripe for a Houston shuffle.
A perfectly executed Houston shuffle is when the shuffler's vehicle rear does not protrude into the previous lane, they did so without going over a solid white and/or pylons (as 12 sometimes issue tickets solely for poorly executed shuffles), and vehicles behind cannot get offended because after all they created a 4-car-legnth gap ahead of them that was ripe for a Houston shuffle.
Rochelle-Alexandria: Hey that's the line for the off ramp we need, I guess we gotta wait in line for 15 minutes.
BHSLF: Naw girl! I'll just do a Houston shuffle. Like threading a needle you just gotta find the right gap ahead of a slower or distracted homie. Then we'll hit the exit in 30 seconds instead and I won't feel bad because we are using all available space.
BHSLF: Naw girl! I'll just do a Houston shuffle. Like threading a needle you just gotta find the right gap ahead of a slower or distracted homie. Then we'll hit the exit in 30 seconds instead and I won't feel bad because we are using all available space.
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Get the houston shuffle mug.noun. The phenomenon whereby a media player will repeatedly and disproportionately play related songs during a listening session despite being set to select songs at random from a full library.
My iPod exhibited shuffle bias when it played mostly Bouncing Souls songs even though I had set it in full shuffle mode.
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