SUCKHOLE

sycophant; A person who seeks favour by flattering influential people. (Australian Slang)

Liberal MPs are a conga line of suckholes - Mark Latham

by John December 2, 2003

Fuckboy Suckboy

A fuckboy who just talks to girls so he can get some head.

Ew, why the fuck is Matt talking to me?

Duh, he's a fuckboy suckboy. He just wants oral from you.

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

suckhouse

adj. unfavorable, poor in quality or quantity

Man, that assignment was suckhouse.

by WDBxxx January 19, 2006

suckhood

when a girl gets around the hood/area giving blow

your the biggest suckhood round my endz

by danielle harris, rosie burdon May 4, 2006

suckometer

A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.

According to my suckometer, my life today isn't too bad. It sucked much worse last week.

by annieoakley April 16, 2010

Suckmook

N. Person or thing that is extremely lucky, and that luck just screwed you over. also see Negro-Summoner.

Rob: I think I'm gonna ask jenni out after school.
Jim: Dude, she just asked me out during 3rd period.
Rob: You fucking Suckmook.

by William. September 2, 2006

Sucrophobe

1. A person who is deathly afraid of any type of sugar or sugar refined product added to their own or any other persons diet.

2. Any billionaire mayor of a large city who tries to ban sugary products by portion size.

"That schmuck mayor Bloomberg tried to take away my 17oz raspberry ice tea, what a raging sucrophobe!"

"These cookies that Jenny baked for the office taste like plastic mixed with rat-poison, she must be some sort of sucrophobe..."

by Glazeddoughnut August 2, 2012