submarine sauce

— n
1. the ejaculate (semen) produced during a male orgasm

2. derogatory phrase used to describe spunk, jizz, gonad gunk, pecker puss, etc..

the other day i was cruising for porn, and i saw brad pitt spray his submarine sauce all over your mother.

by yourfriendlyneighbor August 18, 2010

Submarine Splash

When you're doing a girl doggy style and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum on her back. Then you belly flop onto the cum on her back while yelling, "SPLASH!" - invented by axe

"I told him I felt like getting wet...then he fucking submarine splashed me."

by AxeMalley June 17, 2012

Submarine Man

The best artist ever.

Submarine Man is the best artist ever.

by Seekam August 28, 2021

submarine races

Slang: During coitus, referring to the act of watching the penis enter or move in and out of the vagina.

They drove out to conception point to watch the submarine races.

by melikefun June 4, 2009

Submarine Equipment

Technology, usually electronic in nature, that is better suited to being on a sinking cold war era nuclear sub because it is not aesthetically pleasing, user unfriendly, unreliable, and in general a piece of crap. Now that the cold war has ended and the Commies have been soundly defeated, Submarine Equipment is most often found in the basements of universities, and strangely enough, at the hearts of multi-million dollar corporations controlling vital functions. Usually management shows a strange irresistible attraction to Submarine Equipment, especially when less expensive and far better consumer grade alternatives exist.

-Hey George, nice phone. You nick from Patrick Bateman after he beat some hooker to death with it?
-No Phil, this piece of Submarine Equipment is my new fucking cell phone. Thanks management! Want to go Safety Dancing and maybe do a quick line of coke?

by SasquatchPlatypus October 3, 2011

submarine driver

When you stand up in the middle of a furnished room and bend a girl over and fuck her from behind then push her around the room, crashing into the furniture, yelling "Iceberg! Iceberg!"

Her apartment was so small I had to give her a submarine driver instead.

by chefdsanchez72 June 10, 2011

submarine balls

When the testicles enlarge and stand erect and separated, like to Naval submarine warships ready for battle.
causes: hernia, lack of sexual intercourse, or a horrible happy ending

A little rough on that happy ending Nikki, you gave him submarine balls

by luvulongtime February 14, 2014