Jumping Strudel

Smacking someone EXTREMELY hard on the ass, while running and jumping in the air, leaving a red hand mark on the cheeks.

"Damn Derrick, how fast were you running when you gave me that jumping strudel? That bitch still stings."

by Dumas November 4, 2006

strides

Australian slang for trousers, now rarely heard. More likely to be used in country areas.

"If we are going out, I better put my strides on."

by Dick December 12, 2004

strudel

1. a thinly baked sheet of cookie like food

2. male's privates, penis

1. would you like some of this strudel?

2. would you like a piece of the rocks strudel?

by dude-man-man-man June 15, 2003

strodel

a gigantic cunt who is the most egotistical person you will ever meet and thinks he is better than you at everything
always tries to join in whatever your doing and follows you around and commits the biggest acts of douchebaggery possible

Person 1: Hey man whats up? You wanna go play basketball?
Person 2 (strodel): Yo I don't know, I'm so much better than you even though I don't play and you're on varsity.
Person 1: Shutup, you're such a strodel. I wasn't even talking to you.

by pusspoundercuntcarnage69 May 26, 2013

Stryding Boy

A boy that will endeavour to stride at all opportunities. Whether in the shower, in the kitchen or doing a poo; he will stride whether you like it or not.

"YOU STRYDINNNNNG BOY" is often the greeting a Stryding Boy is met with.

by Seam June 6, 2011

Lonely Strudel

The toaster strudel that is left after a person has eaten the packet of icing that was supposed to be paired with it.

Ahh. There is a lonely strudel left in the fridge.

by AtoneMilitia March 28, 2011

Nerf Stryfe

ONE OF THE BEST NERF FUCKING BLASTERS EVER. LIKE THIS SHIT IS THE GO TO BLASTER FOR NERF WARS, IT CAN TAKE HUGE MAGAZINE LOADS, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM CAN, AND IT’S SEMI AUTO, AND TAKES FLYWHEELS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS. YOU CAN MOD IT TO HIT LIKE 100 FPS WITH LIPOS AND EVERYTHING! IT CAN TAKE MORE ATTACHMENTS ON IT THAN YOUR MOM, I DON’T KNOW WHY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVEN’T BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER!!!!!!

Jeff: Yo what’s your favorite Nerf blaster?

Brandon: the motherfucking NERF STRYFE

Jeff: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE SO BADASS

by YourAbsurdNeighbor August 27, 2018