When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
by Strudel Lover 69 January 23, 2019
Get the Toaster Strudeled mug.The stroll across campus after a one night stand. Usually slower and with more gusto than the walk of shame. Typically reserved for men as one night stands garner respect and bragging rights with your buddies. However, women can be seen doing the stride of pride after being rocked the previous night as opposed to the one minute man or dealing with whiskey dick.
Jon: Look at her hair. Definitly the walk of shame.
Frank: Sorry, look at the shit-eating grin on her face. Definitly the stride of pride.
Frank: Sorry, look at the shit-eating grin on her face. Definitly the stride of pride.
by capt. redfinger September 10, 2005
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When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.
Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.
by heyyy98 May 24, 2015
Get the straddled mug.The sexual act of a female gently squating flat-footed over the face of a man while he lies on his back. The female then rubs her vagina, 'taint' and anus across the man's mouth and nose. This can be done in repeated singular strokes or continuously while remaining in contact with the individuals face. Not to be confused with plain ol' face-sitting: this way the female controls various movements and intensity.
dude 1: "Last night my girl said she'd do anything I wanted."
dude 2: "So did you finally ask her to sit on your face?"
dude 1: "Naw man, even better. I asked her to give me a cherry strudel...and she did!"
dude 2: "So did you finally ask her to sit on your face?"
dude 1: "Naw man, even better. I asked her to give me a cherry strudel...and she did!"
by YogE Bear June 4, 2010
Get the Cherry Strudel mug.To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
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Get the Toaster Strudel mug.When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007
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