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Tail Stroker

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.
Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?
by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019
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Leon Strode

The definition of a complete nonce. He’s often big and bald and he’s got a bulge.
“Oh it’s fat guy” said Mohammed. Leon Strode is a big mun and a name for bigger mun than usual.
by Shabeer Hussain ramen Singh October 21, 2019
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Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006
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Stroke

The action of rubbing hardly a lubricated penis head with your hand in order to make the man cum.
When doing a stroke, if you handle the ball sack firmly with one hand and the penis head with another, the ejaculation will come faster and stronger
by Willhelmina Plowes July 14, 2018
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gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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Willie Stroker

A news reporter who sadly was born with this wonderful name.
Willie Stroker was getting all wet in the rain so he came inside.
by Vinnymac567 April 9, 2010
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J stroke

the motion your fingers make when finger banging a female. When your fingers are fully inserted straight in, you curl your fingers back in a J like form. Technique is everything.
Soey was bangin a chick when he busted out the J stroke and made her cum all over mike who was filming.

Your Canadian when u know what a J stroke is.
by PIKACHU'SBONER March 17, 2009
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