farting strings

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

by KinkySlinky January 28, 2004

stinkstone

To be down right disgusting, have no balls and have your wife walk all over you like the pile of garbage that you are.

Dont pull a stinkstone on me, Get up shower and tell your bitch to shut up you are going to the bar!!

by smartass1357 February 13, 2012

Stinkshotgun

Stinkshotgun is an expression used in the homosexual community to describe the sadomasochistic fetish of anal penetration with firearms. The act involves forcing a shotgun up a partners anus whilst receiving fellatio from the partner. Experienced lovers often use loaded shotguns for the added risk element. The Remmington Model 870 and the Mossberg 500 are very popular shotguns to use.

Leon: Can you load the Mossberg for the Stinkshotgun tonight?

Keiran: What if it goes off?

Leon: The risk of it makes me horny

by KHardy September 10, 2012

strink

(strINGk)
Noun: A strong-ass drink

My husband poured me a strink, now I'm feeling tipsy.

by Walter Fremulon May 28, 2018

strink

Where an item the size of a string shrinks

Look at my balls their strinking due to these tight jeans.

by Anus Beads June 10, 2018

Strink

A straight twink

Person 1: “He’s like Charlie Spring if he was straight”
Person 2: “A straight twink??”
Person 1: “Yeah, a strink”

by skinnypuebes June 5, 2022

Gay Strings

Cum stained hair on a male, usually because of your male partner.

Look at that twat with gay strings on his head. Does he not shower?

by LiterateGayShovel January 19, 2018