phantom stranger

When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.

Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.

by Dizpatso April 21, 2008

throat stinger

Some sort of drink that stings your throat. Like a coke or monster energy drink. Hey kathy. Let's go grab a throat stinger. Hey dude. I really need a throat stinger. Lol

We need a throat stinger

by jayjormom April 8, 2015

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever

Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010

"The Stranger"

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Once asleep you wack your weasle with said hand

"What are your plans tonight Bill?"
"I've got a hot date with "The Stranger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

chocolate stranger

the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.

Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?

by weezarc May 13, 2010

Clumbsy Stranger

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

by T-Bart January 6, 2009