turkey strategy

The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.

Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy

by Sweettommy September 23, 2021

Mass Laziness Strategy

Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.

On MSN:

Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"

Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."

Time: "Yeah, good idea!"

by Beastly Cock November 8, 2009

The Demi Strategy

A target-driven, non-generic approach to a job search, developing in a career or building an entrepreneur's success.

I finally stopped getting 100's of rejections from jobs because I implemented The Demi Strategy

by careerz May 23, 2021

K.I.S.S. strategy

It stands for "Keep It Simple Silly-Pants"
A strategy to use when you want to create something that is going to take a long time if you were to make it complex, so you keep it simple, silly pants.

"Building this ceiling would take too long. I'll just use the K.I.S.S. strategy instead!"

by ActuallyAqua January 25, 2023

blue-ocean strategy

a strategy adopted by a financial institution in which the institution ventures into a new uncontested area, called a blue ocean, rather than go for competition in an existing area.

Business acquisition falls under the purview of blue-ocean strategy.

by uttam maharjan April 20, 2010

stratagician

combination of a stratagist and a magician.

"It was like magic the results we got from the plan set by our stratagician."

by J Clarke May 13, 2008

Strategy Beam

Term the most business-y people of all business people use when referring to a common projector. Everyday people put up information on the projector; the coolest kids utilize a strategy beam.

Let's go hit up the conference room and throw that presentation up on the Strategy Beam so we can build the business case for how our global initiatives are going to holistically synergize our go-to-market approach!

by CoolGuyRandall February 5, 2012