chocolate stranger

the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.

Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?

by weezarc May 13, 2010

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Clumbsy Stranger

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

by T-Bart January 6, 2009

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The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.

That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.

by Kompress0r September 20, 2020

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The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.

You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.

by dont i know July 10, 2009

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a stranger

When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.

Person 1: Man, I broke the vacuum yesterday. Person 2: So what did you do?, try to fix it?. Person 1: No I sat around for a while trying to figure out what to do, then I gave myself a stranger.

by staffman September 10, 2004

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