Token straight friend

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight

Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again

by thattokenstraightfriend May 6, 2018

Nigger Stain

One of six books written by author Clayton Bigsby. Of the six, only four were published; including Dump truck, I Smell Nigger and Nigger Book. Nigger Stain expresses Bigsby's views, primarily concerning race and religion, including criticism of various political figures in the United States government. Bigsby is a powerful leader of the Ku Klux Klan and the white supremacist movement.

"I can't wait to read Nigger Stain by Clayton Bigsby"

by jaquan123321 September 3, 2013

Straight-through Jones

A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.

Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!

by Blob67 December 26, 2017

cum stain stan

The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.

your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia

his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)

you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

right out straight

Very busy. This term is used frequently and vigorously by residents of Maine, as observed by comedian Bob Marley.

"I've been right out straight tryin' to get the driveway cleared since the blizzard hit."

by gruverja May 1, 2008

Straight

2 dudes chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz their not gay

Im Straight

by TylertheCreatorFan418007 April 7, 2020