Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.

P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.

by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012

Slouse

A MM2 moderator that smokes memes and won't check his damn skype.

Damn it Slouse stop stealing Christine's memes.

by JellySinger September 21, 2016

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

by Buzzy August 13, 2006

Soused Cinema

Films featuring "hard-kicking" cocktails that may or may not celebrate the drunkard lifestyle

Some 100 proof movies:

"Arthur" (1981)
"The Hangover" (2009)
"Bad Santa" (2003)
"Strange Brew" (1983)
"Leaving Las Vegas" (1995)
"Legend of Drunken Master"

Cheers to Soused Cinema

by foosman March 4, 2010

Stoudemize

(v) To dominate in an especially vigorous manner, like Amare Stoudemire, sometimes referring to anal penetration; the act of performing stoudomy

Ahh, I forgot to write up that report. My boss is totally going to stoudemize me.

by Dirty Dinosaur May 30, 2010

Scouse chuck

An act in which a person, upon entering a shower and suddenly have an urge to defecate, craps into their hand and throws it across the bathroom into the toilet, rather than leaving the shower.

"I was already in the shower, so I just scouse chucked it. I figured if it went in then it went in, but if it missed, well, I was going to leave the shower to crap anyway - may as well chance it. As it happened it I landed the shot, but it hit the backboard."

by Boris Johansson November 30, 2017

scouse prinned

liverpool slang:
when a large number of scouse prins wear the same clothes and post them on instagram to the point where no one can wear them without cringing

e.g. denim jackets with puffed sleeves, tights with hearts on, biker boots with buckles, the term “dewy skin and fluffy brows,” any dress made by a liverpool designer etc. have all been scouse prinned in 2019

by L25imm April 25, 2019