Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

by eto418 August 21, 2008

stoolish

Stupid and foolish, involving a miraculous lack of intelligence.

"When Ted tried to water-ski using banana peels, Tammy called him a stoolish clown."

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

stoofie

a girl with a stupid fat booty

Damn she got a stoofie

by mr bradley16 January 21, 2011

Stoolpedo

When polishing a turd just won't do. You need to resort to wrapping it in cling-film to get the shinny glossyness.

Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.

The designers work was a real turd. Luckily I managed turn it into a Stoolpedo.

by BigWill88 February 26, 2011

stooleys

Midwestern term for psychedelic mushrooms, derived from the word toadstool. A term used only by experienced "shroomers" when trying to locate some magic. The stooleys are used for personal enlightenment, feelings of HD vision and color enhancement are common while enjoying the best 6 hours of your life.

"Hey man, you know where I can get any stooleys?"

by Matt Awtum December 7, 2006

stoole

stoole: a person who wants to have sex every second of the day

Husband: want to have sex?
Wife: your such a stoole.

by lalalalalalalalalalaland February 23, 2011

Stookie

The act of getting hammered off of one beer and a shot of rum.

Damn Kaitlyn is a fucking STOOKIE, she couldn't even handle one beer!

by Stookiebud42069 January 28, 2018