skoilet

Skibidi toilet

I love my brand new skoilet

by Mr skibidi toilet May 15, 2024

David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass

Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”

by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021

Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.

With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.

by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022

tibidi skoilet

The reverse of skibidi toilet and an amazing argument to the masses of iPad kids who can't not have cheeto dust on their fingers. ever.

A use in a civil conversation: "I do indeed dabble in a good amount Tibidi Skoilet from time to time,"
A possible math equation using Tibidi Skoilet: "Tibidi Skoilet > Skibidi Toilet,"
A completely wrong invalid opinion: "Tibidi Skoilet is trash, Skibidi Toilet is better,"

by explodin' November 23, 2023

cirque du soilet

When you have a powerful poop, that spashes copious amounts of toilet water on you butt.

I used the portapotty at the fair and the poop caused some cirque du soilet

by poopetrator May 17, 2012

Slave bracelet and two stiletto knives

Survival on a cross
Use the leather and studs to survive crucifix and wiggle free threw the pierced leather carry own nails for aesthetic.

The slave bracelet and two stiletto knives is essentially edc

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

by LordJenal September 2, 2022