Marty Stouffer

Reference to the former host of Wild Kingdom on PBS. An outstanding dude who couldn't care less about your society because he's highly aware/observant of his environment & the world in general/ has encyclopedic knowledge of animal/human behaviors as well as expertise is traversing difficult terrain.

Why should I risk driving to the spot and back when they pull me over everytime I leave the driveway. The spot is too hot. I see 'em out in front speed trappin' too. I'ma channel Marty Stouffer and slide out the back way, low key, through the forest and keep a safe distance.

by Wu-Wei Flow June 1, 2019

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stouffer baby

really good-looking baby

That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.

by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

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stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

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chuff stuffer

One who stuffs a chuff

to : have anal sex, a butt fuck, pack fudge, mine marmite, take the old dirt road, win a double rollover, go to brown town, black eye.

Ginger kid: Hmm thats a nice ass on that black man

Black man: thankyou son fancy a go?

Ginger kid: yeah sure dont mind if i do

Black man: you sick chuff stuffer

by Deanios December 25, 2007

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