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Step 3

The last step in a systematic and carefully devised cunning tripartite strategy.
Step 1: invade Iraq
Step 2: ?
Step 3: PROFIT!
by Malleus Dei December 3, 2009
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Green-Apple-Quick-Step

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.
"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."
by Macsotsu January 30, 2005
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Step Braduncle

A Step Braduncle extended is a Step-Brother-Dad-Uncle. It happens when your mother's mother marries your divorced father so you and your mother are now step sisters and your grandmother in law is now your mother and then you marry your sister-mother and have a child and now the child is your "Brother- Son- Step- Nephew"
The Step Braduncle is confusing AF.
by UrbnLegnd December 15, 2016
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half step

1. to start something with no intention of finishing.

2. to talk like you are going to get violent with someone and not follow through.
see that guy over there, he doesn't half step...he'll kick your ass
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
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Jacob stegosaurus

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey
by Cringey man May 13, 2016
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stepbrat

A child (of any age) from your spouse's former marriage who treats you like shit because they can.

Also one who manipulates their divorced father via his guilt. This manipulation can be to get him to buy them things, or to get daddy yelling on step -mom
The stepbrat is relentless in his victim hood, telling lies to make dad's wife look bad.

The stepbrat spewed her foul psychotic one-liners at me while her father just stood there, watching.
by OverIt December 3, 2013
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Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.
I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
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