Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend

Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?

by Limpemall August 13, 2016

Steamer Lane

A well known surf spot in Santa Cruz where waves crash right next to a cliff of death and if you don't hit the cliff of death then you'll hit the rock of death that's 2 feet under the water and just so happens to be right where the waves break.

If you ever go to Steamer Lane to surf then make sure to surf Middle Peak so that you can avoid any hard-surfaced rock-like material of death.

by whatsapseudonym???? September 20, 2009

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

southside steamer

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

harbor steamer

A derivation of a dutch oven where a woman, while receiving oral sex, pulls the covers over the man's head and farts.

"My morning breath tastes like I got a harbor steamer last night."

by Alrin August 21, 2006

fritzl steamer

A Cleveland Steamer which is performed on a victim imprisoned in a cellar, typically one of your own family

"If that little bitch has tried to escape again I'm going to Fritzl steamer them into next week

by Savile yodeller September 21, 2020

Busty Steamer

Having a shit when wanking off, making oneself very hot and steamy.

Spencer loves a good busty steamer, he always comes back out of breath.

by TheBaldNonce69 August 17, 2020