status sage

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.

Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*

by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009

Status Crapper

Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,

STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)

by AWCornball June 17, 2010

Status Queen

Someone who lives their life for the sake of updating their social network status.

Oh, look at that status queen pounding down drinks with her own camera in her face! No question as to what is on Facebook tomorrow!

by Bokaholic July 26, 2011

gwap status

the current condition of the currency one would contain at the present time.

My gwap status is on the uprise.

by lilcs024 July 16, 2009

DC Status

Used to say that someone has a double chin in code. Not the brand DC. Can also just say "status.''

Ay, look at my moms DC status.

by Talk2meh June 16, 2010

Ter Statue

A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal

why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue

by iamloah November 30, 2021

Bozo status

Bozo status is your status as a bozo

Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.

by idkman08 June 24, 2022