Russian Starfish

When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.

I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.

by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019

Moscow Starfish

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.

- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.

by Stivchik June 26, 2020

Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.

Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

hairy starfish

noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.

DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.

by old balls January 10, 2008

brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

Dutch Starfish

The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!

by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009