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staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
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stapling your own hand

by pdtd December 3, 2021
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5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.
Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.
by ymscih December 16, 2008
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Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp
by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.
Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook
by Gobnugget September 11, 2019
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Staple's Fallacy

The idea that people need to be compelled to not be pieces of shit. This is built on the assumption that people are shitty by nature, ie Madison vs. Monroe and the federalist papers. This fallacy provides a way of passing judgement on others for their assumptions or opinions, and contributes disagreeable assumptions/opinions to an over-generalization that is based on geographic location. The fact that it is just geographic location that determines a person's assumptions or opinions shows how over-generalized this idea is, which in turn makes it a fallacy.
he emphasized Staple's Fallacy when he said that they are stupid and ignorant because they come from an underdeveloped part of the world.
by StatesRightsTater December 7, 2023
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