staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
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stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide
Are you stapling your own hand?
by pdtd December 04, 2021
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5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.
Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.
by ymscih November 30, 2008
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A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th
hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day
by graeme Cock June 24, 2022
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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wackel staple

A peculiar German Game made for children that involves a bunny and a lot of frustration.
I hate that wackel staple
by Wackelstaple February 06, 2021
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Staples

An arrogant bafoon that has no real world context of actionable solutions, however can speak and regurgitate the appropriate buzz words to give confidence to a ill-informed audience
Staples is killing my vision !!
by Herc12 November 17, 2021
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