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staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
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stapling your own hand

by pdtd December 3, 2021
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5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.
Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.
by ymscih December 16, 2008
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alfie staples

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022
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Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp
by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022
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mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.
Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.
by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018
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Stapling

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.
Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.
by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023
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