StandardTristan

500th Pokemon; The name of a penguin's elbow; a person with pretty eyes; a lover of fishies; meow.

"Eww...look at that penguin's standardtristan.."

"Woah..That person must be a standardtristan!"

''That guy looks like he fancies fishies, he must be a standardtristan"

by Laurennnnnnnnnnn:) March 23, 2010

The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021

high standards

Not Gage's standards

eevee: did you see gage he doesn't have high standards
channi: Yea I know right

by I_Am_Queen_Of_Definitions April 19, 2018

standards

either a good thing or bad most people use it when talking about wethier someone is fit or not.

girl 1: what you fink of him?
girl 2: err standards!

by abii and andy February 6, 2009

i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Standards

What Ashley rousse doesn’t have

I like you! Go ads! I have no standards so u can have a small peepee.

by Sjfjowehoicjiewfjoiwejfoiewpj November 11, 2018