stale green 

When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.

Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."

Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."

stale green by framboise eau de vie June 1, 2009

Stale Fajita 

A leathery, often vacant remnent of a female's genitalia. Often found on skanks.
Makes Elton John crave man stank.

Elton John: so, Mr. Zack. . .your mother's Stale Fajita made me sick to my stomach so now i only go after man pussy.

Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*

Stale Fajita by Mr. TaiMaiShoo June 16, 2009

stale cake 

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

stale cake by Stalecake April 23, 2015

Stale good 

When your chips are slightly stale, but still good enough to eat

"I left these chips out for 5 days, but wouldn't you know it they're stale good!"

Stale good by MrMiddles November 14, 2015

Stale Ass Bitch 

Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.

Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.

Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.

A) “Shes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”

Stale Ass Bitch by ItsJust.Christina January 23, 2019

stale meatloaf 

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

stale meatloaf by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Stale Text 

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

Stale Text by djs477 December 29, 2009