Stacosaurus

The offspring of a taco and a stegosaurus.

Julia's socks have stacosauruses on them.
Hey look! A stacosaurus!

by Stacy Brindstock August 17, 2018

Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.

Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.

by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

Shaconna

Shaconna Is A Loving And Caring Person. She Is Very Quiet And Loving. Usually Takes A Long Time To Trust Others and Looks For Love Without Being Too Outgoing. She Also Looks For A Samonte Of A Guy But Never Finds Him Because He Finds Her. He'll Never Hurt You But Sometimes He Will And She'll Never Leave Because They Both Know They Are Destined To Be Together.

04.26.18

You Can Never Go Wrong With Shaconna.
Shaconna Is The Best.

I Love Shaconna.
-@sxmxnte

by Sxmxnte September 9, 2018

Stacer

Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.

Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!

Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.

Q: What is Stacer doing?

A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.

Q: Oh, Stacer knits?

A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.

by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022

Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.

Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.

by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009

pube stache

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.

Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.

by <|-|51s December 17, 2008

Creeper 'stache

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.

Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"

by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010