Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020

released a statement

To ejeculate.

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

by Tmosfell May 12, 2023

Stonement

Summarizes stoner moments associated with forgetfulness, paranoia, gross misunderstandings and all the happy things as well.

"Oh so my keys where in that pocket I swear I checked 3 or 4 times"

"Nice stonement bro"

by iherpiderp December 7, 2011

Suavemente

When you are in spain abselutely drunk , you have to sing "SUAVEMENTE" in an awkward voice

SUAVEMENTE! Jungs sollen wir noch einen trinken bevor wir komplett ausnüchtern🥴

by Phantize October 11, 2019

skatements

Comments about skateboarding 🛹

Skatements: My mom can do a Pop Shove-it! - River

by Eat Skate Love November 1, 2023

Unfortunate Spacemen

A Game Made In 2018 where the goal is to make your fellow spacemen hate there lives because of proximity chat… and take out the monster

Have You Seen The Game Unfortunate Spacemen?

by TheKirbyAllStar July 23, 2021

Question-Statement

A statement said in the form of a question.

For instance: "You're retarded" would be said like "You're retarded?".

Person 1: I was so surprised when I found out she was actually a guy.

Person 2: You're retarded? She had a beard, and a boner the whole time.

Question-Statement

by Phreddyddy October 14, 2008