Squatch

When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.
Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch
by Thoughtsofadame May 02, 2020
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That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!
by Watchjonbeep March 04, 2018
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by Cletus junker January 21, 2018
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A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.
Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.
by Zanninu April 17, 2024
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bad ass} did u see that Squatch
by Squatchnigga May 27, 2015
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When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.
High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.

High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?
by cházaáh doggie August 02, 2021
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The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.
Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?
by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021
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