reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.

Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.

by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010

Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.

Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"

by You in the futute. May 21, 2014

splinter cell styles

The art of sneaky around doing something dodgy.

Adapted from splinter cell popular video game

"I was total splinter cell styles as i crept out last night"

by LEM - Chino January 24, 2005

Sprinter

When it snows on the frist day of Spring.

While shoveling my driveway on March 20th I waved to my neighbor and yelled, "Happy Sprinter!"

by rivdawg1 March 20, 2010